Hi hash - CMK himself here this time, sorry but my extremely demanding schedule helping other people today has really limited the amount of spare time I have available to respond. However, if you would like to enter the co-ordinates SW1A 1AA into Google Earth for prior inspection, then additionally pop them into your helicopter's Tom-Tom and fly to my occasional holiday retreat....Never mind the reputation of the other residents within the complex, they are merely renters and a few squatters.

Simply land on the Heli-pad in the centre forecourt from there you will be escorted to my quarters by security, where you shall initially witness my brutal workout out in my gymnasium......when you see the sheer size of my Six packs you will be more than pleasantly suprised at just how much more of a man I am (Adonis, heat your heart out).... than you were probably expecting. !

RSVP

tell me your postcode and i will come and pay you a visit, see how man you are ....

Hi - hash - Jeeves here again, my master conmankiller has gone out for a early evening dinner appointment in his Lamborghini with his beautiful girlfriend associate. Afterwards he will be following on and partaking in a early evening session in the Casino, to see if he can actually manage to lose some of the vast ridiculous wealth he has created during his very short but otherwise extremely lucrative career helping other people.

I spoke to him briefly, his time is very precious as you already appreciate.....however he informed me that it is he who actually hired the website.

I hope this will help to allay any concerns you may have over my employer.

Regards, Jeeves (PA)

conmankiller are your hired by this website ?

Sell 'em for more that you buy 'em.

I am not a car dealer and so please don't shoot me down if this is wrong....

Hi hash, sorry but this is conmankillers personal assistant - At the moment conmankiller is otherwise occupied taking a relaxing swim across his private outdoor pool with it being so warm & sunny today. I will ask him on your behalf..... "excuse me Sir, but there's a chap on the computer asking how you have acquired your great wealth and success."?

Reply from the pool, [ Splash - splash noises in background ]. "Oh Jeeves, don't be such a bore can't you all see I'm trying to enjoy my retirement ? pour me another cocktail and hand me the towel quick, I can't tell everyone that secret, or they will all be as rich and successful as me and won't require my help anymore". !

: -- )

ok, lucky you ey , nice weather today! so can you tell me what is required to be a car trader? as in buy and sell cars to make profit????

RJS - You're most welcome glad to be of assistance -- Good luck.

hash -- I detected tomfoolery from the start and was not even ruffled by the light hearted comments, I used to deal with that on a regular basis.....as for what I do. .....Hmmm well that information is a need to know basis but if you read my post again it does mention the word retired.

hash - I really hope you stick around and contribute whatever you feel able to, it's great when you can help out someone who's daily life is that full of stress they don't know what to do or where to go....at the end of the day we are all people just trying to lead a happy normal short life.

We also need your humour so stick around. No offence whatsoever taken. !

im only messing about, dont take it to heart , i appreciate that you are willing to spend your spare time helping others and sharing your knowledge , in fact you do have a lot of knowledge , can i ask what you do?

conmankiller: I didn't want to reply to hash post (after all, it was done on a thread that I ve started...) - I felt you were more than capable to do it by yourself, as you proved in the end. From my part, coming here for the 1st time last weekend and getting the answers and support you gave me was absolutely brill and did put my mind at ease. If anything, we need more people like you around.

RJS

Hmmm well I'm not in debt have a wad or ten in the bank, owned my own private house outright mortgage free since early thirties along with other properties, retired at the age of 45 years am still well alive, suicide not a problem... that comes naturally with old age.

I got so fed up with making all that money out of it by charging people extortionate fees in the very early stages, that I guess a twinge of conscience kicked in & made me feel... I just have to do it all for free now .!

What's your take, are you able to contribute anything useful.?

give them enough rope.......

advisor ? so why dont you make a career out of it? havent you got anything better to do? i mean even if it was a career it must be a very suicidal job always on the net advising strangers for free about random problems lol

hash:

i come onto this forum and check for advice but i always seem to come across the name "commankiller" , i sit here and think this guy must live on this website as he is always on ere talking away and over blowing peoples queries out of proportion that it just makes the whole thing confusing, please can you find yourself a job or find another website to live on!

hash - I am treating your comments with the contempt they deserve. I would not wish to be responsible for confusing your overworked mind anymore than you already admit. There is only so much common sense or intelligence that some individuals craniums have the capacity to hold, yours appears to have exceeded it's paltry limits.

Thanks for the vote of confidence Skywalker...much appreciated. The old saying there's a fool born every minute comes into play on this one. : -- )

I think you'll actually find the name is "conmankiller" and is a very respected and knowledgeable advisor here.

I don't recall you helping anyone yourself, so what's your beef? Feel free yourself to "find another website" if you don't like it here!